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ArcticMyst Security by Avery

2W 445nm + LCD screen = epic fail






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LOL, that's coming from a female member?! :na:

Oh come on, what, you think they don't agree that vaginas > lasers?

The story never changes, you know. We just spend all of our spare time playing around with cylindrical things until emissions shoot out of the ends of them.
 
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Chez would say "vaginas > lasers"... women would all prefer us to spend more money on them than on our coherent light.

...not going to happen... :nana:

Btw, i'll happily trade my computer monitor for your laser. :D

Why? :undecided:

Please keep your lasers away from vaginas.

End of discussion.

I'm ashamed of you, RA_pierce, that's totally sexist! Women might be bad drivers, but that doesn't mean they can't use a laser!!
 
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/me hooks Chez up to a laser diode, then hooks the other end up to a power source... diode LEDs...

Yup, women really are bad drivers...
 
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Lasers don't kill crabs?
I figured a laser would work better than a Bic lighter and an ice pick.:thinking::eg:

Hang on, is that Bic lighter THEN icepick or Bic Lighter and icepick simultaneously?

Bic lighter to sterilise icepick, icepick to perform prefrontal lobotomy then she won't care whether she has crabs or not... :thinking:
 
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Hang on, is that Bic lighter THEN icepick or Bic Lighter and icepick simultaneously?

Bic lighter to sterilise icepick, icepick to perform prefrontal lobotomy then she won't care whether she has crabs or not... :thinking:

Ok now the thread has taken a disturbing turn...
 
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...Shut up! :p
I'm a psychologist so i'm allowed to talk about these things! :eg::eg::eg:

Besides... at least i sterilised the icepick. Probably more than Walter Freeman did :banghead:
 
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It is entirely dependent on the quality of the lasers vs. the quality of the vagina.
I haven't played with my 660nm lasers for almost a week now but the 445 and 405 are used almost daily ;)
BTW, melting her name in a candle (after lighting with the lasers a few times) got me laid so fast it was shocking ^_^
*Just a tip for any in need :na:
 




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