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You might be a laser nut if. . .

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proud2deviate

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You might be a laser nut if. . .

You have an "Ask me about my lasers" sticker on your car.

You have more money in lasers than you do in your car.

You have ever been pleasantly surprised to hear your own flesh sizzle.

You own 25 DVD drives and 2 DVDs.

You have ever held a memorial service for a laser diode.

You have ever turned down date because the other party didn't have and acceptable level of interest in lasers.

You can identify all of your lasers in the dark, by smell alone.

That's all I can think of for now. Feel free to continue. . .
 





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LOL
I have a few:)

You know your a laser nut if. . .

You find your self lying to your spouse or loved ones, about how much you really spent.

You usually sleep with one on your night stand because their so much better then a flashlight.

Your neighbors think your weird because, your always wondering around late at night looking for things that fluoresce with your 405nm.

Your desk and almost all your furniture have at least one burn mark or marks:)

If you decide you want to light a incense. You prefer to sit their and try and do it with you laser, even though a book of matches is siting right their.
 
chipdouglas

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you might be a laser nut if....

you started going to hookah bars just for the smoke in the air..
 
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You might be a laser nut if you have a deal with the IT department to dispose of their old DVD drives.

You might be a laser nut if you just can't afford to finish remodeling your bathroom...but you did just get a 500mW Herc.

You might be a laser nut if you have a laser radiation warning sticker on your office door (and people are afraid to come in because of the size of it).

You may be a laser nut if your combined laser wattage is more than your household lighting.
 
jayrob

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You might be a laser nut if...

... it would take several minutes to count all your different lasers... and then you may even miss a few here and there!

... you've talked to so many people about lasers today, that you don't remember what your conversation was about if their response doesn't include the conversation quoted.
 
Morgan

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You might be a laser nut if...

Everything you come across is evaluated for its potential as a host

Your internet history has the word laser in ninety percent of all searches

You see a PowerPoint presentation with a red dot and think of Crocodile Dundee saying, "That's not a laser... THIS is a laser..."

You go back into the house because you forgot your laser, not your mobile phone

You wake every morning thinking, "Has it arrived yet?"

You're posting in a laser forum thread late on a Saturday night writing things that clearly show you are a laser nut!

That is all for now...

Good thread!

M
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Trevor

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Morgan said:
You might be a laser nut if...

Everything you come across is evaluated for its potential as a host

You see a PowerPoint presentation with a red dot and think of Crocodile Dundee saying, "That's not a laser... THIS is a laser..."

You wake every morning thinking, "Has it arrived yet?"

You're posting in a laser forum thread late on a Saturday night writing things that clearly show you are a laser nut!
Click to expand...

Yup, done all that. :D

-Trevor
 
3zuli

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...if you chcek your mailbox every day alltough you know you haven't ordered any lasers
^^^I personally DO this :whistle:
 
Prototype

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You might be a laser nut if...
You own several boxes of matches but no candles
 
aryntha

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You identify colors by wavelength in normal conversation with people who have no idea what you're talking about?

... yeah I've... been there.
 
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