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Genius. Though if he would have done that to my girlfriend there wouldn't have been any warning, hence no time to pull a knife, and he probably would be wondering why in the world he's getting his ass kicked for. Of course if you want to pull a knife you better have every intention of killing me or you'll be justifiably not coming out of the situation alive. Ah this all reminds me of 7th grade. You see what happened was is i was arguing with this girl for some reason i cannot remember. Then she threw a little cup of ranch on me and i was like you silly cunt and then i promptly blasted her in the face with my small bowl of ketchup. Then the assistant principal comes over and of course only saw ME doing this : so as punishment he makes me sweep up the lunchroom. As i was sweeping, this stupid kid who loved to bully people comes up and starts laughing at me cuz i'm sweeping so i simply said to him "sir, i believe you need to GTFO!" of course he abided. But then in a few minutes he comes back and he walks by and pushes me so i busted him over the fuckin head with the broomstick then he fell to the ground where i continuously hit another 10 or so times. Assistant principal comes over and is laughing as he says "come on, nick" and takes me to his office. Another Funny thing is, the principal while on the phone with my mom said he had it coming ;D ;D EPIC WIN. I got suspended 2 days lol i've known people to get expelled for less then at the beginning of 8th grade i was at lunch and the assistant principal comes over and starts talking to me and he says "lol remember when you beat that kid with a broom? that was the funniest thing i ever saw lol" ;D ;D ;D lol EPIC WINSpyderz20x6 said:Ya, i grabbed his wrist, and twisted it so that his knife fell out of his hands.
He did both, first he started hitting on her, then he grabbed her butt, when she slapped him, he punched her in the stomach. Then, she told me the day after, and i told him to never come near her again, so he was like "or what"? And i was like "Or i'll break every bone in your body"! So he was like "Oh really"? And he pulled out his knife, so i was like: Ass-kicking time! ;D
I actually lived in Florida before i came to Washington, and i took lessons there, but now, i practice at home daily.