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I just HAD to share this with you guys, I'm still snickering as I type this ... Last night was a nice semi-foggy Wisconsin evening, and as I pulled up to the club I play at on Wednesdays, from across the street maybe 1/4 mile away BAM - my fiancee and I get hit with a greenie beam! Kinda surprising, made me realize how it spooks the hell outta people when I do that sort of thing, but hey no big deal, EXCEPT...
As we're unloading equipment, the damn thing keeps hitting us, and other patrons, and cars on the road, and pretty much everything that moved in that little part of our town ... Well, at that point I knew it had to be kids or someone that deserved a lesson, so we grabbed my laser case out of the truck and grabbed the club owner and manager and boogied up onto the roof deck for a nice, high vantage point...Where we quietly sat and waited for the "greenie bandit" to strike again (which they soon did...)
BAM! BAMBAMBAMBAAAAAM!!! Between the Hercules 350, the (2) greens (200 and 50mW respectively), the 3 Dildas, and the 6X Bluray beams that we simultaneously sent raining down on the culprits lair from the sky, somewhere a distinct point was silently yet brightly conveyed, and the assault from down the road stopped quite abruptly with a really, REALLY loud "yelp" from the general direction of the opposition ;D ;D
Post Note: Halfway through the show, my buddy Chad came up to the booth and was laughing his ass off, turns out he was at his sisters place (the house down the road) and was letting the nephew and niece play with the 50mW I gave him a few months ago with strict rules to NOT take it outside of the garage, shine it at anyone or anything, etc ... Well evidently the yelp came from his sister who had just gone out to yell at the kids and ended up taking the brunt of our return attack, spilling her drink in the process and quite possibly shortening her life just a bit!
The kids stopped crying in about 20 minutes, from what I was told ....
As we're unloading equipment, the damn thing keeps hitting us, and other patrons, and cars on the road, and pretty much everything that moved in that little part of our town ... Well, at that point I knew it had to be kids or someone that deserved a lesson, so we grabbed my laser case out of the truck and grabbed the club owner and manager and boogied up onto the roof deck for a nice, high vantage point...Where we quietly sat and waited for the "greenie bandit" to strike again (which they soon did...)
BAM! BAMBAMBAMBAAAAAM!!! Between the Hercules 350, the (2) greens (200 and 50mW respectively), the 3 Dildas, and the 6X Bluray beams that we simultaneously sent raining down on the culprits lair from the sky, somewhere a distinct point was silently yet brightly conveyed, and the assault from down the road stopped quite abruptly with a really, REALLY loud "yelp" from the general direction of the opposition ;D ;D
Post Note: Halfway through the show, my buddy Chad came up to the booth and was laughing his ass off, turns out he was at his sisters place (the house down the road) and was letting the nephew and niece play with the 50mW I gave him a few months ago with strict rules to NOT take it outside of the garage, shine it at anyone or anything, etc ... Well evidently the yelp came from his sister who had just gone out to yell at the kids and ended up taking the brunt of our return attack, spilling her drink in the process and quite possibly shortening her life just a bit!
The kids stopped crying in about 20 minutes, from what I was told ....
;D That's awesome! ;D 
