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Girlfriends/wives who like lasers

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JamesHooper

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Best thing in the world, perhaps?
My girlfriend's practically begging for my green laser once Ive ordered a new one.
And she's pushing toward the 200mW red for me.
Gotta love her ;D
 





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;D ;D

You lucky man!



Actually i can only say something about my sister:

when i told here i bought a laser for 250$ she looked at me like an alien or an idiot(she would really invest this money on bags or shoes... :-/ ) then when the laser arrived home she was more exited then me, and she played with my laser for at least 20minutes... ;D
 
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ardyp said:
[quote author=Murudai link=1210850235/0#2 date=1210850699]What the hell is a 'girlfriend' ?
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Thats her!
Thats my girlfriend!
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hahaha.
Jealous much?
I get to tap that ;)
;D
 
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My x-gf liked burning stuff with my laser too  :D My x-x-gf just wants to shine it in my eye whenever she gets ahold of it :p

I get to tap that
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YEW YEW YEW YEW!!!!

Let's make a thread "Post a pic of a girl with a laser(that you took)" ;D
 
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Haha, it shall be stickied and go down in history as the single greatest collaberation of all time!
:D
 
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you dont need girlfriends when you have Chuck.



murudai, a girlfriend is a person that whines about you all the time, doesnt let you do ANYTHING without her supervision, doesnt let you go out with your friends, etc. its like a bad parent but a woman near your age..


it differs from the best friend:
put it this way:

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

:)
 
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nikokapo said:
"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."
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I'm putting this on my MySpace.

Peace,
dave
 
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Can't say she's enthusiastic regarding my new hobby. But as long as the cost stays to a bit normal levels I guess I should be all right. ;)
 
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nikokapo said:
you dont need girlfriends when you have Chuck.



murudai, a girlfriend is a person that whines about you all the time, doesnt let you do ANYTHING without her supervision, doesnt let you go out with your friends, etc. its like a bad parent but a woman near your age..


it differs from the best friend:
put it this way:

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

:)
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hahaah that's awesome.

but I ALWAYS GET HIRED. ;D
and very few complaints.

Anyway, as far as lasers and girlfriends go, I used to compare buying excessive amounts of bags and clothes to buying lasers. We do it because we like it and they're pretty. My ex liked them. My current one doesn't care, but that's ok, because there is one thing that she does like, which in my opinion is much better than lasers. ;) :-X :-*
 
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Petrovski said:
Can't say she's enthusiastic regarding my new hobby. But as long as the cost stays to a bit normal levels I guess I should be all right.  ;)
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isnt it YOUR money?

dont you work yout A$$ off to get that money?


women spend it in shoes
men spend it in frikin' lasers!!
 
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Can't say she's enthusiastic regarding my new hobby. But as long as the cost stays to a bit normal levels I guess I should be all right.
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I've never been close enough to one for her to have the right to complain on what I spend my money on ::) I mean, my money is my money, and her's is her's.Well actually my money is her's very often, but that's because I decide so. ;D

Lol at that quote niko.I have read it before somewhere else though, but didn't think to post it :D
 
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My x-gf liked burning stuff with my laser too  :D My x-x-gf just wants to shine it in my eye whenever she gets ahold of it :p

I get to tap that
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YEW YEW YEW YEW!!!!

Let's make a thread "Post a pic of a girl with a laser(that you took)" ;D
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Can it be 'R' rated? (yes, I have some [smiley=happy.gif])

A girlfriend is a “friend” who’s also a girl, but involves a special type of relationship.  Simply, it is a conscious decision we as men make to sacrifice our life for the pleasures of our P_ enis.  It is similar to a WL deal, looks good on the exterior, cost an arm and a leg, and under performs.  

Fortunately, my girlfriend is semi-nurturing and has the womanly basic instinct to care for her man, aka cook, clean, and keep the fridge stocked with beer.  However, she has grown completely sick of my lasers because she isn’t addicted to them as I am.  But she also smokes, and I don’t so she can’t say shit!  But she would also kill me if I bought her jewelry, and she doesn’t go shopping for shoes or clothes ever either.  So her sense of practicality is pretty accurate.  And she knows me and respects me so when I spend a grand on a single laser, she isn’t suppressed.  I have control over my addiction, my addiction doesn’t control me.    ;D :p
 
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