Girlfriends/wives who like lasers

the first step is to admit you have a problem hi my name is John
and I am addicted to Lasers

Ace82 said:

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Can it be 'R' rated? (yes, I have some [smiley=happy.gif])

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Those you can send directly to my email LOL :

@RA_pierce: i dont believe you. you shouldnt get hired, its your best friend. and your pen_is cant and wont ever be as cool as andy_con's RGB scanner. NO WAY.

@switchez-b1tchez: yeah.....bash.org and never forget, you're the man. your money is your money. and her money is YOUR money (because you gave it to her sometime. and if not, it's still money you dont want her to spend on hyper-expensive clothes that look hedious....maddox made a post about this in his bestpageoftheuniverse).

@ace-thecoolnonsmoker: i dont smoke either. IMO you should slap your girlfriend or make her see the WL b1tch video everytime she lights a cigarette.





/manliness OFF

nikokapo said:

@RA_pierce: i dont believe you. you shouldnt get hired, its your best friend. and your pen_is cant and wont ever be as cool as andy_con's RGB scanner. NO WAY.

@switchez-b1tchez: yeah.....bash.org and never forget, you're the man. your money is your money. and her money is YOUR money (because you gave it to her sometime. and if not, it's still money you dont want her to spend on hyper-expensive clothes that look hedious....maddox made a post about this in his bestpageoftheuniverse).

@ace-thecoolnonsmoker: i dont smoke either. IMO you should slap your girlfriend or make her see the WL b1tch video everytime she lights a cigarette.





/manliness OFF

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;D [smiley=laugh.gif] [smiley=lolk.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]...... [smiley=beer.gif]

nikokapo said:

[quote author=Petrovski link=1210850235/0#11 date=1210867565]Can't say she's enthusiastic regarding my new hobby. But as long as the cost stays to a bit normal levels I guess I should be all right.  

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isnt it YOUR money?

dont you work yout A$$ off to get that money?


women spend it in shoes
men spend it in frikin' lasers!![/quote]

She would argue it's OUR money. And that the last time she bought a decent pair of shoes was like a year ago. (that she has 10 pair and the last buy actually was last week does not matter of course)

I've never been close enough to one for her to have the right to complain on what I spend my money on Roll Eyes I mean, my money is my money, and her's is her's.Well actually my money is her's very often, but that's because I decide so. Grin

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I'm close to getting married. Date picked, dress already being made as we speak. Hmm for the price of that dress I could buy one hell of an RPL. Maybe it's a convincing argument to order one... :

Petrovski said:

I'm close to getting married. Date picked, dress already being made as we speak. Hmm for the price of that dress I could buy one hell of an RPL. Maybe it's a convincing argument to order one...  :

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WAIT! Don't do it! You should play their game...threaten that you will buy a RPL if she doesn't put out (then buy one anyway). Because that dress argument might not be the best way to start off a marriage.

Ace82 said:

WAIT!  Don't do it!  You should play their game...threaten that you will buy a RPL if she doesn't put out (then buy one anyway).  Because that dress argument might not be the best way to start off a marriage.  

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LOL. Maybe not, but your "RPL treatment" sounds like it's divorce material already. ;D

lets throw a party in your honor...

but seriously...WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!

dude he gettin' married!! he gon' crazy!!

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgMf86wMt3c#[/media]

Ah it can't be that bad. I'm sure everything will stay the same. :

Can it be 'R' rated? (yes, I have some )

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Do they contain lasers? : Heh, too bad you don't have a dildalazor ;D
I have some too, but no lasers Lol, those are the only pictures of them I don't delete ;D

Niko, damn, I haven't seen that episode yet."That thing come by ma house, I KILL IT!"

Switch said:

Can it be 'R' rated? (yes, I have some )

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Do they contain lasers? : Heh, too bad you don't have a dildalazor ;D
I have some too, but no lasers Lol, those are the only pictures of them I don't delete  ;D

Niko, damn, I haven't seen that episode yet."That thing come by ma house, I KILL IT!"

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its season 6...dunno which episode, but it rocked

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

FUKKEN SIG'D!

N0000000 t0 l0ng

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tomcats just a n00b with the best gun in the server

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nikokapo said:

"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."

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I read this, realized how very true it is. Women are so illogical. :

My wife has hijacked some of my "moonlight" money because as she says, "you got to buy yourself an expensive laser, how much did it cost?" She is sooooo wrong.

moonlight money?