5000mw 532 for sale online.... (pfft)

danefex · 01-03-2011, 08:25 PM

I literally laughed out loud when I saw this!!

5000MW Green laser pointer cigarette lighter flashlight gree...USD 286.33/Piece Wholesale Price at DHgate.com

Coherent Light · 01-03-2011, 08:29 PM

But But But You get FREE EMS shipping. What's so bad about this cigarette lighter?

Flaminpyro · 01-03-2011, 08:36 PM

yea right

danefex · 01-03-2011, 08:37 PM

^ I know hehehe... I'm so tempted. The death star didn't even put out 5000MW when blowing up Alderaan

Coherent Light · 01-03-2011, 08:39 PM

Maybe it's a typo. Ya know 2 extra zeros.

Hey they also have 4000mw, 3000mw, and 1000mw all 532nm

Toaster · 01-03-2011, 08:43 PM

Maybe this is another case of measuring input... But still... Way over

danefex · 01-03-2011, 08:45 PM

If it's a typo then the mistake is repeated a few times in the description. Maybe they just want to see who'll fall for it OR who plans on blowing up a planet

Coherent Light · 01-03-2011, 08:49 PM

The price on the 1000mw is US $1223.70 the others are much cheaper!

http://www.dhgate.com/1000mw-high-po...975b00ed1.html

danefex · 01-03-2011, 09:25 PM

China never ceases to amaze me these days.... Unless someone like DTR posts something about a 5W laser (because we know he'll be the 1st to do it

) I generally won't bother looking twice.

herektir · 01-04-2011, 04:37 AM

I couldnt help but notice the very bad translation at the bottom(all your base belong to us).

Jiaolv Guang pen a tune, tail Minister Press switch
Promised by SellerQuality goods you to experience I painted to ensure entity

Cheap because strength painted self-time source self-confidence

All products quantities wholesale

All products provide first-class after-sale service

We solemnly promises

Product the best! The best service! The lowest price

RA_pierce · 01-04-2011, 04:46 AM

do u think it could be pot modded? i saw a video on youtube some guy turned a screw on his lazer and it was more powerful and lite matches.
i rly want a powerful laser that can pop balloons and burn matches and white paper can u help plz???

danefex · 01-04-2011, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by herektir

I couldnt help but notice the very bad translation at the bottom(all your base belong to us).

hehe too funny, what a memorable meme... Somebody set up us the bomb!!

Trevor · 01-05-2011, 05:40 AM

Guys, why are you skeptical? It's on the internet and is therefore true.

-Trevor

rangedunits · 04-18-2011, 08:39 AM

My sarcasm detector is off the scale.

laserpyro · 04-18-2011, 08:57 AM

I just ordered five stand by for extensive review.

3zuli · 04-18-2011, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rangedunits

My sarcasm detector is off the scale.

DrSid · 04-18-2011, 01:15 PM

Gee .. I wonder where you get glasses strong enough for this blaster .. ;-)

jakeGT · 04-18-2011, 01:32 PM

They sell those also

piferal · 04-18-2011, 03:51 PM

And with a battery cr123a of 800mAh

These Chinese are crazy

It remembers me to a Russian man, few days ago whom she bought in a Chinese store across the river, for an insanely low price a portable hard disk of 500 GB.

But the drive was not working: if you, say, save a movie onto the drive, playing the saved movie back resulted in replaying just the last 5 minutes of the film.

The whole service center was rolling on the floor laughing.

They opened up the drive right in front of the astonished customer.

This is what they saw:

It's a 128-MB flash-drive with two nuts

jakeGT · 04-18-2011, 03:54 PM

HHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god!

They got ripped the f off!
That is funny right there.

Flaminpyro · 04-19-2011, 04:14 AM

Wow the price dropped on the 1000mW 532 now it's $132.72 I think we should start a GB and get 200-300 of these

shallwe · 04-21-2011, 03:46 AM

This is really so cheap?

InfinitusEquitas · 04-22-2011, 07:58 AM

Definitely one of the top contenders for funniest thread

Oh, and the best part! Laser is still available now 3W 532nm for $134

KamiKazeKenji · 04-22-2011, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by piferal

And with a battery cr123a of 800mAh

These Chinese are crazy

It remembers me to a Russian man, few days ago whom she bought in a Chinese store across the river, for an insanely low price a portable hard disk of 500 GB.

-snip-

But the drive was not working: if you, say, save a movie onto the drive, playing the saved movie back resulted in replaying just the last 5 minutes of the film.

The whole service center was rolling on the floor laughing.

They opened up the drive right in front of the astonished customer.

This is what they saw:

-snip-

It's a 128-MB flash-drive with two nuts

Um, I just have to drop in and say, WTF? This topic was already worth a laugh, but you just had to post that... I-what...

It's so funny I forgot how to laugh.

piferal · 04-22-2011, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by InfinitusEquitas

Definitely one of the top contenders for funniest thread

Oh, and the best part! Laser is still available now 3W 532nm for $134

ohh really

seems a good deal

What do you think if we bought 4 or 5

01-03-2011, 08:25 PM	#1
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01-03-2011, 08:29 PM	#2
Coherent Light Class 3R Laser Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hill Country, TX Posts: 2,194 Rep Power: 41	Re: 5000mw 532 for sale online.... (pfft) But But But You get FREE EMS shipping. What's so bad about this cigarette lighter? __________________ Coherent::

01-03-2011, 08:36 PM	#3
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01-03-2011, 08:37 PM	#4
danefex Class 3R Laser Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: chicagoland Posts: 1,495 Rep Power: 170	Re: 5000mw 532 for sale online.... (pfft) ^ I know hehehe... I'm so tempted. The death star didn't even put out 5000MW when blowing up Alderaan __________________ *custom minisabre kits, PM for info & requests* . . . . . . . . . . . (click for full size view) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (click for thread with high res pics like this). . . . . . . . . . . . .

01-03-2011, 08:39 PM	#5
Coherent Light Class 3R Laser Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hill Country, TX Posts: 2,194 Rep Power: 41	Re: 5000mw 532 for sale online.... (pfft) Maybe it's a typo. Ya know 2 extra zeros. Hey they also have 4000mw, 3000mw, and 1000mw all 532nm __________________ Coherent:: Last edited by Coherent Light; 01-03-2011 at 08:43 PM.

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01-03-2011, 08:45 PM	#7
danefex Class 3R Laser Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: chicagoland Posts: 1,495 Rep Power: 170	Re: 5000mw 532 for sale online.... (pfft) If it's a typo then the mistake is repeated a few times in the description. Maybe they just want to see who'll fall for it OR who plans on blowing up a planet __________________ *custom minisabre kits, PM for info & requests* . . . . . . . . . . . (click for full size view) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (click for thread with high res pics like this). . . . . . . . . . . . .

01-03-2011, 08:49 PM	#8
Coherent Light Class 3R Laser Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hill Country, TX Posts: 2,194 Rep Power: 41	Re: 5000mw 532 for sale online.... (pfft) The price on the 1000mw is US $1223.70 the others are much cheaper! http://www.dhgate.com/1000mw-high-po...975b00ed1.html __________________ Coherent:: Last edited by Coherent Light; 01-03-2011 at 08:52 PM.

01-03-2011, 09:25 PM	#9
danefex Class 3R Laser Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: chicagoland Posts: 1,495 Rep Power: 170	Re: 5000mw 532 for sale online.... (pfft) China never ceases to amaze me these days.... Unless someone like DTR posts something about a 5W laser (because we know he'll be the 1st to do it ) I generally won't bother looking twice. __________________ *custom minisabre kits, PM for info & requests* . . . . . . . . . . . (click for full size view) . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . (click for thread with high res pics like this). . . . . . . . . . . . . Last edited by danefex; 01-04-2011 at 03:17 AM.

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herektir Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: dfw area, texas Posts: 26 Rep Power: 0	Re: 5000mw 532 for sale online.... (pfft) I couldnt help but notice the very bad translation at the bottom(all your base belong to us). Jiaolv Guang pen a tune, tail Minister Press switch Promised by SellerQuality goods you to experience I painted to ensure entity Cheap because strength painted self-time source self-confidence All products quantities wholesale All products provide first-class after-sale service We solemnly promises Product the best! The best service! The lowest price

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04-18-2011, 03:51 PM	#19
piferal Class 3R Laser Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Andorra Posts: 1,297 Rep Power: 114	Re: 5000mw 532 for sale online.... (pfft) And with a battery cr123a of 800mAh These Chinese are crazy It remembers me to a Russian man, few days ago whom she bought in a Chinese store across the river, for an insanely low price a portable hard disk of 500 GB. But the drive was not working: if you, say, save a movie onto the drive, playing the saved movie back resulted in replaying just the last 5 minutes of the film. The whole service center was rolling on the floor laughing. They opened up the drive right in front of the astonished customer. This is what they saw: It's a 128-MB flash-drive with two nuts

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