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Hello folks!
Inspired by the unforgettable quote in my signature, I decided to make this thread.
I'll start it off with this:
A few years back I bought a "1W" RGB unit from a shady eBay seller. After the blue and green lasers died, I contacted the company and demanded a refund.
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Our lasers very truth,, every second child profiteers!

Next we have this company ("COW top-shopping mall") which made outrageous claims of 50000mW in handheld lasers. So I contacted them, asking them "Do you measure the power of your lasers with a laser power meter?"
I got this response:
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Originally Posted by rony white
this laser pointer can range to very long.
i can not measure it
I wasn't asking about distance!
So I flat-out asked him what the real power was.
His response:
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we lie about power,
real power 1500mw



Finally, we have this exchange (read from the bottom up) with "zong wang" of a company called "Real power is 100%"!



Real power isn't 100%.


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Hahaha that's pretty funny. Selling a 10000000mW 532 handheld

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Today I got this monstrosity from a random aliexpress seller who somehow found my e-mail address. I have no idea what it means, and I've never dealt with the guy before.
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Selling a 10000000mW 532 handheld ) it is wrong! ^^
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I get a kick out of "rony white" wonder what his real name is
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This thread is just what I needed lol thanks.

Reminds me of that engrish.com website.
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Thanks folks. I was hoping some other people would have stuff to post but I suppose I am fine on my own.
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For some of the newer guys who may not have seen it, there is a another related thread to this "Chinese company quotes" thread, it's the "Post your Chinglish FAILS here" thread; it's also pretty funny!
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Well iv'e only dealt with 2 China based company's, and for a few customer service issue's one was for a DOA green pointer and they wanted a pic of it not working and the same with a pair of red laser safety glasses that did absolutely nothing from Fastech but nothing funny only that they didn't come damaged and weren't replaceable. I guess I could of sent them a pic of my eye's all red
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One of my favorites was a warning label on one of the chiller units here @ work. The label had the same warnings in several languages. The intended message: Avoid prolonged breathing of vapor. The translation: Do not suck long time steam.
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when i had my red laser 303, the label on the focusing thingy said
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thought that was kinda funny, showed some friends and stuff and it was great
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I changed the title; would a moderator please move this to the "Other" section?
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I know I've seen Hap combine threads before, should just do the same with this one and combine it with the old one.
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