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Has your beloved diode recently passed away on you? Are you sad? Are you mad? Are you looking for revenge?

If you answered yes to the second or third question, then my diode disposal service might be right for you! For a low fee of $99.99 (+ shipping) I will eat your diode. Yes, you read that right. I WILL EAT YOUR DIODE. For under $100, you can let your diode know how you feel about it as I turn it into poo. Nothing would be more satisfying than taking the ultimate revenge on your diode for crapping out on you (No pun intended)! If you would like to utilize my dead diode disposal service, please send me a PM.

Note 1: I will only eat dead diodes.

Note 2: This was just a joke to lighten the mood on the forums due to the recent number of new moronic members. I'm not actually going to eat a laser diode.
 





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Note 2: This was just a joke to lighten the mood on the forums due to the recent number of new moronic members. I'm not actually going to eat a laser diode.
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Darn, and I have some 9mm and cmounts I'd have liked to see go to a new home. :na:
 
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Lmao ^^ do i hear a Hell yah!​

Payment send $2,000.00! to eat my dead diodes plus we would like youtube Vid of this act of destruction

thanks for this Post Man i started laughin my ass off as soon as i read it
 
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MFO ok I'm sending you 6 "C" mounts that I have killed in the last year and 23 LOC and 12LCC and 15 9mm so I'm sending the funds in the box with the diodes lets see thats $5599.44 it should bethere in a day or two please get a video of you eating the diodes.

:na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na::na:
 
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Man, maybe I should do this I'd have a new house in no time.
 
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Haha that was hilarious!
It would be awesome if you actually did it once.. Guinness World Record for most laser diodes eaten?
 
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And to think... Just before I read Note 2 I had an 808nm TO-3 LD that
I could have killed.. just to help you out....:evil:

Jerry
 
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k, I always ask questions before I buy:

1. Do you offer a bulk discount? I'm thinking about maybe a mini GB
2. Will there be video confirmation that the diode was swallowed? They always say they swallow, but they just spit when you aren't looking :umbrella:
3. Will there be metal detector readings and video of stool sample
4. Is return shipping included?
 
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1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes, at least on the metal detector readings
4. Oh dear God, I hope not
 
mfo

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bryce007 said:
k, I always ask questions before I buy:

1. Do you offer a bulk discount? I'm thinking about maybe a mini GB
2. Will there be video confirmation that the diode was swallowed? They always say they swallow, but they just spit when you aren't looking :umbrella:
3. Will there be metal detector readings and video of stool sample
4. Is return shipping included?
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1) Yes
2) Yes
3) Yes
4) You pay return shipping.
 
mfo

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bryce007 said:
cmon it can't cost that much for just a handful.
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I insist on sending you the whole loaf. Also, I need to pack it properly so it don't dry out while in transit. When you receive it I want it to be as hot and steamy as when it was conceived!
 
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