10 Laserpointer Forum Commandments.

[MajorLim]

1. Thou shalt not double post.
2. Thou shalt not post in dead threads.
3. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors post.
4. Thou shalt not take the blords name in vain.
5. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven laser that vaguely resembles anothers laser.
6. Honor thy 808nm and thy safety goggles.
7. Thou shalt not kill diodes.
8. Thou shalt not steel.... thous shalt copper or aluminium.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness to reflected beams without appropriate eye wear.
10. Honor the Sabbath by using it to build lasers.

 

[tmackbb4]

This is a must sticky. Will shine some light to new members on small posting rules and give members and vets a good laugh. Rep coming when I can. This is hilarious

 

[SKeeZ]

True.

 

[Blaster]

True but its a double post the first commandment from another thread ...lol but is very good

 

[MajorLim]

oh no! Shhh... nobody will notice.....:undecided:

 

[Blaster]

oh no! Shhh... nobody will notice.....:undecided:

No probably not but just in case +1 ..another green

 

[Pman]

Pretty good. REP when I get home. Phone won't allow me too for some reason....

 

[tmackbb4]

I can rep I just can't say why, on my phone.

 

[sinner]

http://laserpointerforums.com/f44/10-commandments-photonic-enjoyment-81432.html

 

[MajorLim]

Didn't see that.... its only slightly similar....

 

[tmackbb4]

See laser guys just love bursting bubbles/balloons lol

 

[NKO29]

I agree with them all but one:
7. Thou shalt not kill diodes.
We need to do this so others can use our information to build BETTER builds because of their acquired knowledge!

 

[MajorLim]

And he said take

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now thine diode, thine only diode, whom thou lovest and offer it as a burnt offering upon one the drivers which I tell thee of...

 

[tmackbb4]

Lol ahh my first born diode?! But Blord! Please

 

[Blaster]

I agree with them all but one:
7. Thou shalt not kill diodes.
We need to do this so others can use our information to build BETTER builds because of their acquired knowledge!

i especially disagree with this one especially when the laser is from overseas i got a 488mW violet that lasted about 3 minutes and died now I'm suffering with will the replacement get through ..rule 7 should be. Never kill your laser for then the evil customs you shall worry about.on its replacement.

 

[hakzaw1]

the OP is funny.. BUT we all need to be serious about lasers beefore it becomes too laate and we will have the same laws here that they do in Oz.

Quickly wrote this a few weeks ago and never worked any more on it. feel free to add your own ideas--

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Laser owners pledge
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I hereby promise to use lasers ONLY in a safe manner.
AND...

I will never allow others to use my lasers in any dangerous ways.

I will keep them safely stored at all times.

I will take an active approach to laser safety whenever I see any lasers being used improperly.

I will not sell or give any laser to any person under 18 years old.

I will never sell or give any laser to anyone who appears to be intoxicated or ignorant of safe laser usage.

I will never use a laser when I can see aircraft, no matter how far away the are from me.

I will use proper eye-ware ALWAYS when it is needed..

I will never lase any living creature.(bugs /fire ants excluded lol)

I will never use a laser to do damage to any personal property of others or property belonging to any city, state or the federal government.

I will treat laser the same way firearms need to be treated.